Penis Secrets

The secrets of the penis are many and varied. This part of the male anatomy raises questions and curiosities, sometimes even concerns. But do you really know everything there is to know about this part of the body?

According to various studies, more or less serious, it would seem that many men have an intimate relationship with their penis, nourished by an affection that is often inexplicable and by practices that are sometimes unimaginable… We have conducted research to offer you a “best-of” of the secret pleasures that men cultivate with their virile member. Gentlemen, even if you do not count yourself among these men, you might be surprised by the results!

An intense and intimate relationship

Many men are passionate about their penis. I have an erection, therefore I am ! Some even go so far as to name their penis and confide in it as an alter ego. Here are some nicknames that men like to give their tool:

– Uncle Elvis

– Terminator

– Troy

– Junior

– Goliath

– Godzilla

– Colonel

– Pivot of joy

– Anaconda

– Tyrex

– Big sausage

– Router

There are still hundreds of them, each one more remarkable than the last, but one thing is certain is that most of these nicknames testify to the close link between the male and his sex, like an extension of himself, his personality, his ego. Note that these nicknames are for the most part quite pretentious and often warlike… Ouch, that might hurt!

The need to test it

To experience this “bromance” between their penis and them, men like to test its physical limits: stretch it, bend it, shake it in all directions. Touch it constantly as if they were afraid of losing it… Make it dance when it is erect. Make it embody ridiculous figures like a hot dog, a gear stick, a question mark, etc. Make it do the helicopter. And the essential test: measure it…

One can legitimately wonder whether there is not an eternal wonderment of the little boy who discovers this growth in his underwear or of the adolescent who realizes with fascination that his penis is erectile. A source of inexhaustible pleasure, the penis is for a surprising number of men the experimental laboratory of an entire life.

Maintaining the penis

Pampering one’s penis is a real passion for many men. Lots of caresses, washing, masturbation, even perfume, haircuts, etc. The crowning glory of this jealous interview: the Dick Pic! Yes, that’s where we are! Without any qualms, without any complexes, many men believe that a close-up of their cock will IMMEDIATELY give women the urge to eat it or insert it into their vagina. Oops!

However, reality disappoints many. They do not understand that this offering, most of the time unsolicited, disgusts the subject of their attempt at seduction. Well, what? What surprises them? It remains a mystery, because they are convinced that their penis is a major asset to make a woman fall for them.

Know gentlemen that the penis does not have the same aesthetic value for everyone. Unfortunately for you, an undeniable number of women find this organ rather ugly. We understand that you are outraged by the female incomprehension in front of such a magnificent object but…

Let’s just say you’ll have more success revealing your genital wonder after you’ve seduced your date with your words, your smile, your personality instead of flashing your boobs in front of her when she doesn’t even know your first name. Logically…

Risky experiments

Because some men love taking unnecessary risks, there is an increasingly common practice to boost the pleasure of solo masturbation: probing. It does not involve answering questions while you gratify yourself with an expert hand. No… It rather consists of inserting a long, thin object into the urethra, such as a wire, a thermometer, a USB cable, a fork, magnetic beads, a hairpin, a screwdriver, a pen, a lollipop stick, in short, anything that can be inserted into the penis to enhance the masturbatory sensation.

Needless to say, many of these explorers of extreme sexuality end up in hospital with a penis in a very painful state that will have suffered irreparable injuries.

Penetrate anything and everything

And yes, men like to stick their penis everywhere and in everything. With a general tendency towards vacuum cleaner hoses. The idea of abusing a snowman also has its charm. And what about the penis stuck in a toaster… Seriously? In fact, men stick their virile member in everything that seems conducive to pleasure, but without the slightest discernment.

Thus, various newspapers and magazines report an exhaustive list of penetrations, all as perilous as they are ridiculous, in their news items: hot pie, fruits and vegetables in which an opening is made, pieces of raw liver, etc.

The quest for the big cock

To have the biggest one, some men are ready to do anything. Like constraining themselves with a ring around the penis, which makes the penis swell, causing him some pain, but certainly no enlargement.

The penis pump, even more dangerous, is also enjoying clear success. As are enlargement surgeries, vast deceptions, very expensive in addition, which only serve to bruise the sexual organ without really making it gain the slightest centimeter.

But this hope of wielding a rod like Rocco is deeply rooted in male culture, regardless of ethnicity or social class. Really guys??

To set the record straight, the female vagina is normally 8 to 10 cm long. Its width is 2.5 to 4 cm. Therefore, any penis larger or longer than these dimensions is likely to cause more pain than pleasure. So, having a big dick is, all things considered, a great fantasy… as long as it remains a fantasy.

We hope this slightly crazy research has distracted you. Of course, every boy has the right to cherish his penis with the intensity that suits him. And girls can have a little laugh about it…