How do you win the heart of a lesbian woman?

It’s a question that comes up a lot, and one to which there’s no universal answer. However, there are a few tips to keep in mind if you want to seduce a lesbian.

Firstly, it’s important to understand that lesbians are attracted to women, not men, so the first step is to make sure that this woman really is a lesbian. Secondly, it’s important to respect her sexuality and not try to convince her that you’re “the exception to the rule”.

Secondly, be yourself and don’t change your personality to please someone else. If you have common interests, use that as a starting point for making a connection. Avoid making inappropriate jokes or comments about her sexuality, or asking questions that are too personal.

Finally, be patient and respectful. Lesbians can be suspicious of men who approach them, so don’t expect an immediate response. If she doesn’t seem interested, respect her choice and keep looking for love elsewhere.

Ah, gentlemen, here’s the big challenge! The challenge that dreams are made of, and that only a handful of elected representatives ever achieve. But it can be done. And usually, when it is possible, it’s because the beautiful one is a flexible homo. We’d like to explain.

On the famous Kinsey scale (named after Alfred Kinsey who invented it), an individual’s sexual orientation can be measured according to a specific gradation, from level zero heterosexual to level six homosexual.

0) Exclusive heterosexual

1) Preferably heterosexual (who has already experimented with homosexuality but is not convinced)

2) Flexible heterosexual (who has occasional homosexual relations)

3) Bisexual

4) Complacent homosexual (who has occasional heterosexual relations)

5) Homosexual by choice (who has already experimented with heterosexuality but without being convinced)

6) Exclusive homosexual

According to this scale, it’s entirely possible to seduce a homosexual woman between levels 5 and 3, with a degree of difficulty adapted to each of these levels. For the bisexual woman, level 3, the Lover will seduce her using the same strategies as for a heterosexual woman.

For a level 4 woman, more subtlety will be required, and the Lover will have to play the androgynous to achieve his ends. This type of woman, rather complacent, prefers charming men, with blossoming sensitivity, capable of controlled virile reactions and a great sense of humor. Macho refrain, dominant refrain, sexist refrain. Be more interested in the arts and sciences than in car mechanics or soccer. You’ll be epicurean and full of crazy ideas to stimulate the desire for adventure. The Level 4 lesbian should be eager to let herself be conquered by you for a night. If you succeed, it will already be a major victory.

Now the most exquisite challenge would be to seduce a level 5 lesbian. If you can get her to fall for you, you’ve almost touched the absolute. But there’s work to be done. First of all, you have to convince her that you’re a woman in a man’s body. In other words, you’re a lesbian trapped in a gender that’s not your own. If you attempt frontal seduction as a male, you’re bound to fail. So it’s by the back of your hand that you prepare for the act (or attempt would be more accurate).

The level 5 homosexual woman will appreciate your feminine temperament. Don’t hesitate to bring it out. Don’t play the fool. No. But express gentleness, tenderness and sensitivity, while remaining a credible person. Say that women generally don’t understand you because you don’t like to take the lead in seduction games, that you prefer to do the plank in bed, that you love receiving flowers – in short, that heterosexual women are looking for testosterone and you don’t produce enough of it to charm them. So, even if you adore women, you’ll have a hard time seducing them with that little masculine temperament. The Level 5 lesbian will be very sensitive to your condition and will want to help you. And one thing leading to another, she’ll see only the woman in you, and you’ll hit the target.

As for the real lesbian, there’s as much chance of you seducing her as there is of Laurent Ruquier getting into bed with Muriel Robin. So if you’re a kamikaze…