Become an overnight adventure pro

Who hasn’t dreamed of being a serial flirt, even for a short time? Imagine a wonderful, commitment-free life, where you can be a one-shot chaser. The one-night stand is the ultimate fantasy. A delightful evening in the company of a desirable, charming woman, with whom you can exchange pleasant conversations and desire-filled glances. Then comes the exquisite moment when driving her home takes on a mysterious and exciting air, when you wonder if she’ll offer you a nightcap…

It’s a lifestyle that may seem attractive if you know how to go about it. However, it’s important to consider that this is not the way of the true Lover. The Lover prefers affairs that last a few weeks or months, in order to leave their mark on the lives of their conquests. He wants to be the one they remember. The one-night stand, on the other hand, will soon be forgotten.

If you’re determined to become a one-night stand specialist, do it gracefully and enjoy the chase. But remember that fornication for fornication’s sake is just a hygienic activity designed to relieve you, like changing the oil in an engine to prevent it from clogging up. If your view of dating is so low, maybe you’re not in the right place, or you need to accept the fact that you’ll never be a real Lover.

So let’s assume that you’ll take care of the stalking period and that your “modus operandi” is to gently lead your conquest into the trap before greedily feasting on it and then abandoning it without remorse.

Your hunting technique will be filled with gentleness and tenderness. Since you’ll be leaving her immediately after devouring the fruit, she should at least remember your approach. This means trysts, pleasant encounters, exhilarating moments, new adventures. You need to leave a lasting impression on her imagination, so that she always thinks of you as one of the most beautiful idylls of her life. So you’ll have to learn how to put the finishing touches to your date.

When it comes to getting out, you’ll need to decide from the outset whether you’ll be the type to wait until morning, or whether you’ll flee in the middle of the night. Either option has its advantages and disadvantages. If you leave at dawn, you’ll have to be very firm, because if you’ve won her over in bed, she may not want to let you go, and you could end up feeling trapped as well. If you disappear in the middle of the night, your memory will be tainted with cowardice, and if you ever come across her again somewhere, she could give you a reputation that does a disservice to your lifestyle. It’s up to you.

It’s probably best to leave her in the morning, in a hurry, following a mysterious text message that demands your immediate presence in some unknown place. There, you shower her with hot kisses, tell her you’ve had a wonderful night but that your life isn’t easy, that your job is a secret mission you can’t talk about but… Embroider the fact that you can’t delay your departure and don’t know what tomorrow will bring.

Go out in style while making your conquest believe that if it weren’t for your secret life and dangerous job, she could have been the woman of your life. That’s it, you’ve got to get away from her so as not to put her in danger. In this way, you should succeed in 75% of your outings. Good luck!