It may seem funny or strange to read this article, but serious surveys have revealed that many men have a very intimate relationship with their penis, even going so far as to give it a name. According to British website LoveHoney, 60% of men have chosen a small, often ridiculous nickname for their sexual organ. This trend is explained by the fact that men attribute a life of their own to their sex, as if it were a separate entity. By naming their penis, men give themselves the right to dialogue with it, reprimanding it when it’s “delinquent”, congratulating it when it’s “holding its own”, or controlling it when it threatens to go off the beaten track. <\/p>\n\n
First names are often chosen. For example, Channing Tatum named his penis Gilbert, while Justin Bieber opted for Jerry. Others prefer more evocative names, such as “little cannon on wheels”, “ruby cabochon” or “coral shaft”. <\/p>\n\n
The tendency for men to name their penis, while it may seem amusing in intimacy with a familiar partner, is considered a very tasteless mistake if it’s a new conquest. You’re unlikely to get a positive reaction by formally presenting your penis to your partner with a nickname such as “Mini Moi”, “Genghis Khan”, “Godzilla”, or the like. So it’s best to keep this personal relationship with your member to yourself and not share it with others. <\/p>\n\n
A true Lover doesn’t argue with his sex; he knows that his penis is an accessory for pleasure, not an extension of himself. He doesn’t think of his phallus as a little secret agent launched on a mission into several women’s vaginas to uncover the feminine mystery. Instead, he knows that the only master of his sex life is his brain, not his member. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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