The seducer’s profile

Before you even think about being the ultimate seducer, it’s essential to determine your flirting style. Are you more of the “guy in a hurry” type, willing to do anything to get a woman into bed, even if it means forcing her? Or are you an elegant dandy, seeking to conquer a woman with subtlety and grace, finding pleasure in the art of consensual seduction? Male seduction coaches can give advice, but the truth is that every woman is unique, so only a woman can reveal the mysteries of Woman.

To discover your seduction style, here are a few scenarios to help you better understand your approach.

1. You’re shopping at the local supermarket and spot a pretty woman alone with her cart:
a) You run straight up to her and ask her point-blank what she eats to look so pretty?
b) You join her in a crowded aisle and jostle her slightly to apologize insistently
c) You casually drop some food into her cart, then pretend to realize it with irresistible innocence.

2. You like a colleague at work. You try to approach him:
a) by sending her a text message extolling the charms of her breasts
b) by sending her a text message praising her looks and beauty
c) by sending her a text message thanking her for her skills and suggesting we have a chat over a drink

3. In a night club, you finally spot a woman who attracts you:
a) You sneak up on her and rub up against her like an animal in rut under the pretext of dancing
b) You approach her and insist heavily on buying her a drink
c) You join her and ask her to save your ass because you are being harassed by a naughty woman.

4. The waitress at the restaurant you like to go to turns you on. To seduce her, you :
a) wait for her to get off work and accompany her in spite of herself
b) tip her inordinately, confusing catering with prostitution
c) visit this place often and leave her nice little notes on the napkin

5. The men’s lingerie saleswoman is charming:
a) You invite her to supervise your fittings with a saucy smile
b) You ask her what she thinks would best fit your shape
c) You show her a cute modesty and ask for her help without hinting.

6. The fitness instructor is a knockout. To get his attention:
a) You regularly bring your hand to your crotch and stare into her eyes
b) You exaggerate your poses or inflate your muscles in front of her
c) You remain yourself and ask her for advice on how to develop your muscles naturally.

7. You sign up to a dating site. To approach women:
a) You upload a picture of your willy, thinking that’s enough to get a date
b) You greet the women, tell them about your sexual appetite and propose a date
c) You take an interest in the women on the site and build their confidence before proposing a date.

As you will have understood, this is not a scientific test, but merely an indicator to tell you: if you accumulate the a), only nymphomaniacs will (maybe) be interested in you, and believe us, they’re not exactly a dime a dozen. If you’re more the b), some will (maybe) find you funny, but you can still hope to follow you for a naughty moment. The big winner is obviously the man of the type c), the one who reassures, who doesn’t behave like a rutting animal, who is a gentleman, the Lover!