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Let’s talk about the little “misses” under the covers that no one dares to talk about.

Nicolas by Nicolas
25 October 2023
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You enjoy sex, don’t you? But it doesn’t always go smoothly. In fact, the more you engage in this activity, the more likely you are to encounter embarrassing situations. We might as well laugh about it and remember that we are simply human beings made of flesh, blood, fluids and gases… Ahahaha, I won’t say more. Often, it’s nothing serious, like having your face covered in secretions (female lubrication) after pleasing Madame with cunnilingus. I have prepared a non-exhaustive list of these little sexual mishaps that are a bit taboo.

Overflowing the hood or worse… tearing

Yeah, I know, normally it only happens to other people. But hey, in the heat of the moment, and the excitement, with this bombshell you’ve been lusting after for months, there you go, you put your condom on too quickly or wrongly and it’s an accident.

There is no point in panicking or, even worse, pretending that nothing happened.

Remember, you both consented.

The first thing to do is to ask your partner if she is using birth control. If not, advise her to go to the pharmacy to buy a morning-after pill. And the incident will soon be forgotten.

Regarding STDs , take the lead in reassuring her. Just discuss it freely. If you are not at risk, explain to her that you always use a condom during your sexual relations and that you have not had any risky relations in recent years.

Don’t hesitate to ask him what’s going on on his side.

I find this subject not at all taboo, especially if you had a great time with your partner and you want to see her again. It’s a little moment of sharing intimacy.

Unable to move on to the next stage of semi-soft

And there you are, Tarzan the king of the jungle who has been dreaming of this goddess for months, you are in her bed, naked next to her, with a half-limp. The nightmare!

Don’t panic, humor and trust should quickly clear up the misunderstanding.

I remind you that you cannot control your body 100% .

If you usually have normal erections, this little accident is probably due to emotion , stress, maybe the bottle of wine at the restaurant and the novelty.

Again, we might as well laugh about it and talk about it right away. We need to de-dramatize the situation.

Tell him, “I’m sorry, I’ve dreamed about you so much and you’re even cuter in real life that I’m losing my composure. Just let me get over my emotions and everything will be fine.”

In the meantime, keep yourself busy: discover his body with your hands, your mouth. Give him pleasure and everything will go well.

Uncontrolled ejaculations

And yet another very embarrassing little glitch. Don’t worry, in the next few paragraphs you’ll see that it doesn’t only happen to men to have problems during sex.

On the other hand, you don’t like this one. Here you are again with your goddess warming you up during wild beginnings and bing, you haven’t managed to control your juice , it’s premature ejaculation in her hand.

You suddenly feel very sheepish in front of your partner.

Again, don’t worry if it’s an accident. Don’t panic. Laugh at the situation, tell your sweetheart that she has too much effect on you. She will feel flattered. And take care of her with a hell of a cunnilingus, make her cum while waiting to regain strength for the second round.

Vaginal fart or frout

We call it a frout because it’s a fart from a fouf (pussy).

Fouf + fart = Frout

All your thrusting has forced air into her vagina And when the air comes out, it makes a farting noise .

It’s just air, don’t worry and it’s odorless. At that point, it’s your partner who’s going to feel very uncomfortable.

Already, if you hear rustling, it means that you have worked well and that your partner has completely given in to pleasure. It’s like a little burp after a good meal.

Just kidding, this is the time to reassure your partner with a big hug, a kiss and a big smile. Avoid heavy jokes , this is not the time.

Being covered in cyprine after cunnilingus

During cunnilingus, it is not uncommon for cyprine to flow down your face like a shower.

This situation can be very exciting during, but especially after, when you have to show the tip of your wet nose, and I’m not talking about your beard… Are you wondering what to do to continue your lovemaking? Wipe yourself discreetly on the sheets like a dirty person or jump into the bathroom to clean yourself without ruining the mood.

You can also wipe yourself on his body so as not to break the moment.

I don’t have a magic solution to prevent you from being dripping with cyprine. I can only congratulate you on your talent.

Choking during a 69

Yes , 69 is not always without danger when you find yourself underneath.

Imagine your very fit Apolline climbing on you in position 69. She attacks your member with audacity while having installed her soft anatomy on your face.

At first everything is fine, you love it. But after a while, Madame lets more weight on her pelvis and you find yourself suffocating under her lovely pubis, unable to breathe properly and looking for a way to return the favor.

How to avoid asphyxiation by 69? Simply by placing both of you on your side instead of on top of each other.

A jet of sperm in the eyes

We all agree that when your Jane plays with your machine, after that it squirts! And if the direction has not been well controlled, it can go far and in unexpected places.

Have you ever experienced the little jet of sperm in Madame’s eye? She’s going to scream. I assure you, it stings but she won’t end up blind.

She may have a red eye for a few hours and feel a little uncomfortable.

How to avoid getting it everywhere? Never forget that you are used to piloting your machine but not necessarily your partner. When it comes, do not hesitate to guide it a little with your hand.

Don’t hesitate to tell our coaches about your little sexual failures, they are here to listen to you.

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Expert en coaching en séduction et amour avec plus de 10 ans d'expérience, Nicolas partage des conseils pratiques et efficaces pour aider les célibataires à améliorer leur confiance en eux, à développer leur charisme et à trouver leur partenaire idéal. Nicolas est passionné par la psychologie de l'amour et il utilise des techniques pour aider ses clients à atteindre leurs objectifs amoureux.

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